I want to make a horror movie called “PLANET EARTH” it will star everybody, doing all the crap they do all the time. It will suck, but it will be the biggest hit ever at the box office. Credits and commercials will run right on top of the movie itself. The credits will take an eternity to complete but everyone will stay to the end because they will be waiting for their name to show up. Since the credits will start in order of appearance, no one will ever be able to live long enough to see themselves in the credits. Entire generations and nations will rise and fall in this one gigantic theatre. This will all be filmed and shown to future generations and the credits will go on and on and on. Bodies of the dead stars/patrons will be buried in popcorn and candy, then mumified by the sugars from spilled soft drinks.
I won’t take a writing or directing credit. I will have a brief cameo where I play the part of a person who moved out to the middle of nowhere to get away from all the noise, but military planes are always buzzing around because it is such a sparsely populated area. I will be the comic relief because I sit around all day giving people the benefit of the doubt.